Because it makes me feel better and I thought it might amuse, I've come up with a list of comebacks for women who are mistaken for being pregnant. Some of these are my own inventions and some were gathered from around the 'net.
Childfrees who have never had this happen to you, please feel free to skip this post. I'm on a bit of a roll at the moment.
"Are you pregnant?"
-No, I'm just fat.
-No, are you?
"You look like you've gained a little weight."
-I have. Thanks a lot for pointing that out.
-Thanks. On what?
"So, when's the blessed event?"
-Actually, our wedding was a year ago.
"So, when are you due?"
-Due for what?
-I have no idea. How about you?
"I see you're expecting!"
-I'm expecting a lot of things, but a baby isn't one of them.
"So, how far along are you?"
"I didn't know you were pregnant!"
-I didn't know either! How did you know?
"You're so pregnant!"
-You're so wrong!
-You're so rude!